Title: Ward 20
Author: James Warner Bellah
Cover artist: Rudolph Belarski
Yours for: $16
Best things about this cover:
- "I know my breasts are soft and ripe and possibly delicious but let's just keep your hand right here, mkay?"
- Most pristine Army Hospital ever. Look at that bandage! Those sheets! Her uniform! His pajamas! Immaculate.
- Everyone in a Rudolph Belarski painting always has the smoothest, most luscious, buttery skin. These folks are angelic, bordering on cherubic.
Best things about this back cover:
- Love the way "LOVELY LEGS" springs up tall.
- "Meneilly" joins the growing roster of "Absurd Names from the world of Vintage Paperbacks" — I don't even know if that's a first or last name. I'm praying last.
- Awesome line break near the bottom: "... their need for women — so hard / To fill"; you had me at "hard."
"Let me go now," she whispered.
"You don't want me to."
"You've got to, Joe!"
"Who says so? You don't. You want me to hold onto you until you can't breathe — until you can't think or —"
This was later turned into the very unpopular movie, "What Women Don't Want"
Bonus material: opening blurb from one A.Q. Maisel of The Saturday Review of Books suggests that "there are many who will gag" when they read this book. Best come-on since, well, "The Macabre Wife Swapping Escapades Will Make You Vomit!.
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