Title: Abnormal Lover
Author: Clark Connor
Cover artist: "Sloane" (uncredited)
Condition: 8/10
Estimated value: $20-25
[Newest addition to the Doug Peterson Collection]
- Jesus H, what kind of corset injury did she suffer as a young woman!?
- I love how she's like, "Yeah, they're stretch marks, so what!? I don't see you looking away!"
- I'm all for that vest-only look, but the pants seem a little ... bunchy.
- O god, her hand! Was that part of the corset accident!? I'm just glad she overcame adversity and went on to live her truth.
- "Bru-" is killing me. KILLING ME. How are you this bad at layout!?
- I assume her left pinky is the "point of perversion" in question.
- Better in black and white
- And the winner for Worst Compound Adjective in a Back Cover Blurb goes to ...
- I love how proud the artist ("Sloane!") was of this painting. "Y'all aren't cropping out my signature, dammit. I WILL LIVE THRU THE AGES!"
"I can't, Raymond. I don't have time to see Art Meric. I have to leave on a trip. A very important trip, Raymond!""I"m not going to be IGNORED, Raymond..."
A long silence.
"What's wrong, Raymond? Raymond! Raymond!"
Also
🎶"Everywhere around the world / They come to see Art Meric-a"🎶
~RP
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