Title: Love and the Countess to Boot
Author: Jack Iams
Cover artist: Uncredited
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Best things about this back cover:
Page 123~
That line is either benign and dopey or super-homoerotic, depending on your mood.
~RP
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Best things about this cover:
- Cupid does not mess around with rival gods. Just look what he did to Santa!
- Everyone should have a countess to boot.
- This cover is ultra-terrible. No countesses. No boots. Weird log-like clouds. Bah.

Best things about this back cover:
- Ah, that's more like it. Mapback!
- Caribbean mapback with St. Croix inset and even bigger Bland Seascape inset. Hot.
- Ooh, Charlotte AMALIE. I recall that place name from a crossword clue I Did Not Know.
Page 123~
He sipped the frothy swizzle, enjoying Walter's rising curiosity.
That line is either benign and dopey or super-homoerotic, depending on your mood.
~RP
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