Title: Sex Diary
Author: Nat Brand
Cover artist: [Uncredited]
Condition: 9/10 (tiny notch up top, else Perfect)
Estimated value: $20-25
[Newest addition to the Doug Peterson Collection]
- Oh, sorry, I see you're studying. I'll come back later.
- "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "ORAL" "ORAL who?" "ORAL the salacious sight gags used up or do you have one more you'd like to try out?"
- Of all the disturbing things here, the most disturbing is that either that dude wants to put beer in a martini glass or else that gin needs a bottle opener (?!). Or else that's champagne, in which case everything is wrong, burn it all down...
- Oh, and her mouth. That is also disturbing. The mouth-to-Everything-Else ratio is way, way off.
- As if this back cover type were not hilarious enough, this one omits the closing phrase! It's supposed to go "RIDICULOUS OPENING PHRASE... / Cover copy that sounds like it was written by a prurient 11-yr-old then translated into Ukrainian then Portuguese then Urdu then back to English again... / RIDICULOUS CLOSING PHRASE." I have countless examples of this very type of back cover. And yet, here, I am forced to use my imagination to finish off the final sentence. The depraved inkstains of her WHAT!?!?! LUST PEN? SIN QUILL? I'm gonna lose sleep over this.
- "The entries of the facts of her lust sessions" ... [steps back, admires wordsmithery, kisses fingertips] ... MWAH!
- "Penetrating pen" ... "every shocking inch" ... The subtlety! It's maddening!
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His hands slid haltingly on her belly.
I think we're done here.
~RP
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