Showing posts with label Martial Arts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martial Arts. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Paperback 1119: The Baroness #4: Hard-core Murder / Paul Kenyon (Pocket Books 77918)

Paperback ___: Publisher number (PBO, 1974)

Title: The Baroness #4: Hard-core Murder
Author: Paul Kenyon
Cover artist: Uncredited [Hector Garrido]

Condition: 8/10
Value: $25

[from Stomping Grounds bookstore, Geneva, NY (6/24/25)]


Best things about this cover: 
  • The kind of book where I take one look at it and I'm like "yup!" No hesitation. Redhead in a bodysuit karates ancient Romans and their tigers? I'm in. Even when I (eventually) noticed that the action seems to be taking place on a movie set—still in.
  • Pink. This book is very pink. I mean, Pink. 
  • I cannot tell you how badly I need Baronesses numbers 1 through 3. 
  • The Sexy Superspy who entertained the crew by making shadow puppets with her giant spatula hands!

Best things about this back cover: 
  • "Makes the scene!" Nobody "makes the scene" anymore. Real loss to the culture, imho. I mean, I get that it's a movie pun, but still ... people used to "make the scene" and now they don't and we are all the poorer for it.
  • Yes, I paid $7.50 for this. As you can see, it's "worth" a bit more (based on prices at abebooks). Not that I really care that much. 
  • Baroness Penelope St. John-Orsini! That's ... quite a name. My wife is named "Penelope." I don't think I could get her to wear that outfit, but I'm gonna start calling her "Baroness" and see what happens.
  • A porn film that will bring down the American government, eh? I don't think anyone's tried that one yet. Whatever it takes!
  • "Sully Flick" was born Sensual Motion Picture IV but thought it sounded too aristocratic for the movie biz so here we are.
Page 123~
Frankie found his favorite place, the table near the display of leather-and-chain books, that had all the real hot stuff on it. It was very educational.
~RP

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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Paperback 126: Plan for Conquest / A.A. Glynn (Badger Books SF90)

Paperback 126: Badger Books SF90 (PBO [?], 1963 [?])
Title: Plan for Conquest
Author: A. A. Glynn
Cover artist: My Hero

Yours for: $14


Best things about this cover:

  • Robot head doubles as coffee pot.
  • He's like a walking tamale - those are corn husks, right?
  • Love the midnight background scene!: "Everybody was kung fu fightin'!"
  • This book is clearly the beta version of "Battlestar Galactica" - just with Far Less Frightening robots
  • Multiple choice quiz!: This robot is sad because:
  1. he killed his owner lady
  2. he is not programmed to "love"
  3. his girlfriend robot rejected his Valentine's Day gift: tasty human corpse

Best things about this back cover:
  • His arms are in the same position as on the cover ... but Where Is The Lady!? It looks like he's playing charades and the answer he's going for is "Gondolier"
  • "Bath the baby?"
  • "Aunt Edie"
  • I used to belong to the New (Chaucer) Society

Page 123:

So they made their cautious way through the moorland, ever watchful for the glint of dawn-light on domed metal heads which would betray the presence of the brain's robot warriors.


I would like to announce that my next album will be titled "Dawn-Light on Domed Metal!"

~RP