Title: The Marauders
Author: Michael McGann
Cover artist: Uncredited
Yours for: $6
- Countdown to a gay porn movie shoot in 5, 4, 3 ...
- Russell Crowe, Joe Piscopo, Some Weasel Face, Eric Roberts, Lorenzo Lamas, and ... That Bald Asian Guy are ... The Marauders!
- If you think those guns aren't cock substitutes, just check out how bachelor #3 is holding his. He's stroking its balls / presenting it to you on a platter / begging you to admire it.
- "We used to have shirts, but our bodies were so hot they just burned away. Now all we wear is this fire-retardant kevlar stuff. Marauders!"
- I want one of these patches to sew onto my ... I'm gonna say 'underwear.'
- "From the Creators [plural] of The Guardians" ... and yet it's written by Michael McGann [singular]. One shape-shifting, multiple-personalitied, gun- and gay-porn-loving guy.
- After a nuclear war, wouldn't these guys be a little ... anti-climactic, actually.
- Nothing.
- KGB Chairman, ha ha! Good call, 1989. Way to predict the fyooture.
- "There's a first time for everything—especially death" is an unintentionally great line. Pearls of wisdom, compliments of ... The Marauders!
Page 123~
The two men walked out of the car. Jack looked over his shoulder. "Buddha? Can you loan me your rifle for a moment?"
In case you were wondering what they were gonna call That Bald Asian Guy. Now you know.
~RP
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