Showing posts with label Chicago Sun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicago Sun. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Paperback 636: You Can't See Around Corners / Jon Cleary (Popular Library 497)

Paperback 636: Popular Library 497 (1st ptg, 1953)

Title: You Can't See Around Corners
Author: Jon Cleary
Cover artist: Uncredited

Yours for: $16

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Best things about this cover:
  • Furious that Steve doubted her ability to see around corners, Beverly grabbed Steve's tie and then plunged her left hand into the back of his skull.
  • I'm assuming that's Frankie McCoy back there on the park bench, 'cause I have a hard time seeing this awkward earnest pinhead as a "hoodlum." Looks more like a teaching assistant.
  • I am a big fan of her dress, and of the idea that she is about to throw him to the ground, Judo-style.

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Best things about this back cover:
  • Double Fear Hand!
  • Why did he give his money to horses? They're notoriously bad investors and lack opposable thumbs with which to hold money.
  • It's like that dude's having a hard time deciding who to shiv: the giant leprechaun or the blue-haired 8th-grader.

Page 123~
She faced him and he got a good look at her. He was glad he had come over: she had not spoken, had not accepted him, yet he was already seeing beyond the dance hall, seeing what might come later, tasting her potentialities. She was blonde but Nature had been aided; her eyes were frank and with long lashes, the best feature in her round, slightly plump face; she was tall and big and high-breasted, her body alive and strong, earthily sexual in the tight green dress. The night should be interesting.

First, "frank"!

Second, if you ever want to kill a mood, or add a creepy vibe to any situation, just use the phrase "tasting her potentialities."

~RP

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Friday, October 12, 2012

Paperback 571: Speak of the Devil and Kill Joy / Elisabeth Sanxay Holding (Ace Double G-534)

Paperback 571: Ace Double G-534 (1st ptg / 1st ptg, 1963ish)

Title: Speak of the Devil / Kill Joy
Author: Elisabeth Sanxay Holding
Cover artist: Rudolph Nappi / Uncredited

Yours for: $11

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Best things about this cover:
  • The Devil Wore Burberry!
  • You'd look that way too if you'd just watched Fozzie Bear explode.
  • Woodsfolk have the strangest mating rituals. Here we see the stiff-legged mirroring dance...
  • Fear-hands aplenty!
  • That pitchforky, two-pronged "I" is fantastic.

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Best things about this other cover:
  • Sure, Joy's a total bitch, but there's no need to get violent.
  • This highly fragmented cover is indeed killing my joy.
  • This cover tells me nothing about the book and there's no boobs so fail.

Page 123~
"For the love of God—" Miss Peterson began in Swedish.
~RP

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