Best things about this cover:
- So ... it's about a vengeful virgin? Why not just call it that?
- I'm not sure I'm convinced that Mr. FancyShirt QuaintPinky could make a door explode like that. Seriously, look at his "grip" on that gun. It's like he's drinking tea or something.
Best things about this back cover:
- "Reifel" — from the Dept. of Unimaginative Naming
Best things about this cover:
- When grilling Nick Carter, make sure his massive barrel chest is well basted.
- "Just a second Nick, I'm almost at the next level of 'Missile Command'..."
- That Nick Carter head/logo is the smuggest, douchebaggiest look achievable by a human face.
Best things about this back cover:
- WHEN was it acceptable to break "assassination" between the first and second Ss???
Page 123~
from "Assassination Brigade":
He fired, and the bullet chipped off a piece of pavement about an inch away from me. By then, I had Wilhelmina in my own hand. The man only had the opportunity to snap off one more shot before I had steadied the barrel of my Luger and put a bullet in his belly.
In case you missed that — he named his Luger "Wilhelmina." God save me from ever finding out what that particular relationship is like.
~RP
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