Title: Abnormal Lover
Author: Clark Connor
Cover artist: "Sloane" (uncredited)
Condition: 8/10
Estimated value: $20-25
[Newest addition to the Doug Peterson Collection]
- Jesus H, what kind of corset injury did she suffer as a young woman!?
- I love how she's like, "Yeah, they're stretch marks, so what!? I don't see you looking away!"
- I'm all for that vest-only look, but the pants seem a little ... bunchy.
- O god, her hand! Was that part of the corset accident!? I'm just glad she overcame adversity and went on to live her truth.
- "Bru-" is killing me. KILLING ME. How are you this bad at layout!?
- I assume her left pinky is the "point of perversion" in question.
- Better in black and white
- And the winner for Worst Compound Adjective in a Back Cover Blurb goes to ...
- I love how proud the artist ("Sloane!") was of this painting. "Y'all aren't cropping out my signature, dammit. I WILL LIVE THRU THE AGES!"
"I can't, Raymond. I don't have time to see Art Meric. I have to leave on a trip. A very important trip, Raymond!""I"m not going to be IGNORED, Raymond..."
A long silence.
"What's wrong, Raymond? Raymond! Raymond!"
Also
🎶"Everywhere around the world / They come to see Art Meric-a"🎶
~RP
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6 comments:
I'm not sure "Sloane" had ever seen a human being in a state of relative undress. Her body appears to be segmented like an insect's. And who knows what she's doing with her hand. A failed attempt at a Vulcan salute? She also appears to have a wandering eye. It is a little better in black and white, though the lack of color makes it look like she's wearing underwear, which makes the bunching even more disconcerting.
Of course, the title is Abnormal Lover. Perhaps the artist misunderstood what that meant.
I'm very afraid she'd ram her ovipositor down my throat and lay her eggs before I could call for help.
Abnormal liver is more like it.
She's obviously an alien, and she hasn't managed to get her "human" disguise to work properly.
RAYMOND!?
Still no Raymond, I take it.
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