Author: Daniel Defoe
Cover artist: Barye Phillips
Yours for: $20
Best things about this cover:
- "The piquant classic about powdered peruques and saucy foppish sex games played in front of ornate mirrors"
- "Pardon me, madam, but I've lost my pinky ring and I was wondering if, perchance, it had fallen between your magnificent breasts. Let me just look ... and look ... still looking ... is that it? ... no ... wait ..."
Best things about this back cover:
- Wrap-around cover - hot!
- This is actually the back cover of a VHS tape entitled "Slumber Party Girls of the Restoration Era"
- "Dance, rummy, dance .... now sing 'I'm Every Woman' ... now raise the roof ... that's it ..."
Under these dreadful apprehensions I looked back on the life I had lived with the utmost contempt and abhorrence.