Title: Naked in Paris
Author: Zack Robertts
Cover artist: cheap-ass photographer
Condition: 7/10
Estimated value: $12-15
[Newest addition to the Doug Peterson Collection]
- Super-hot top and chair totally undermined by world's most disgusting carpet remnant
- Nice gams, tho
- I like how she's carefully posed but also looks Completely surprised someone is taking her picture. "I'm just gonna enjoy a little after-party time with my favorite carpet remnant and ... oh! A photographer! I didn't see you there!"
- Zack Robertts—the extra T is for "titillation"! (is what I assume his business cards said)
- Hell yeah, it's frank! All the best stories are frank! Frank!
- Modern love = sex in this mid-century butterfly chair—bonne chance!
- "World capitals," LOL. "Which ones?" "Some of them!"
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It wasn't exactly as I had planned and dreamed it over many months, but it was only for a brief stopover, but I was going home. And I felt pretty good about it.
But I don't feel pretty good about that first sentence, but what do I know?
~RP
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4 comments:
That is about the saddest backdrop I have ever seen.
Frank? I thought frank was code for homosexual in these books. The rest of the copy doesn't seem to suggest that.
And look at the coloration of the pink balloon. I wonder if that was intentional. It's almost too subtle for this sort of cover.
She may be in Paris, but she doesn't look very naked to me.
Least sexy cover girl I've ever seen on these type of soft porn novels.
Sure you didn't get this from a remainder stash, Rex?
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