Title: I, Barbarian
Author: Jay Scotland
Cover artist: [George Ziel]
Condition: 7/10
Estimated value: $12
- His mind on women, his groin on horses
- I, Shirtless—the flamingest novel east of the Urals!
- His left hand is weird. Like it should be holding something. An ice cream cone, or a lovely bouquet of flowers, perhaps
- This novel's not frank, but it is frankish
- Adjective every noun!
- I like this little sword-split design
Page 123~
"Didn't you notice the unbounded delight in the eyes of his highest excellency when you gave that last feverish lunge toward the edibles?"
If there's another way to approach edibles, I haven't found it.
~RP
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2 comments:
"Conquest after conquest, orgasm after orgasm" seems to be the idea ;)
Is it just me, or does that barbarian have a weird chest? One rib-cage seems to dip lower than the other, and it looks like he has a hairy stomach. Perhaps the book would be more correctly titled, "I, Mutant Barbarian" instead?
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