Title: That Kind of Girl
Author: Stanley Curson
Cover artist: [Fred Fixler]
Yours for: $35
Best things about this cover:
- Which kind of girl? Prematurely gray? Exceedingly tanned? Vinyl-loving? Shoe-collecting?
- Seriously, those shoes, in all their green-ness and out-of-context-ness, totally make this cover.
- V is for Vortex Of Forbidden Love
- I like that Ms. Gray is making a big "V" with her arms. Why she's covering her crotch with jazz hands, I don't know.
Best things about this back cover:
- The pic itself is kind of adorable. Hey! Lurid text! Leave those kids alone!
Page 123~
Anne gripped his organ experimentally …
OK, I cheated. This is page 122. But what was I supposed to do? Ignore this sentence? I throw myself on the mercy of the court.
~RP
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4 comments:
This is you grandfather's porn. The kind of porn where a woman's lingerie covers 50% of her body.
Ms. Gray has perfect boobs.
I'm going to complain, once again, that those shoes cannot possibly fit her feet. Reality check, book cover illustrators!
Cover art by Fred Fixler
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