Title: The Violent Hours
Author: Frank Castle
Cover artist: Lu Kimmel
Yours for: $14
Best things about this cover:
- "Hi, Murder? Hi! I was wondering, if you weren't too busy, maybe you'd like to come over for some love? .... You would!? Great! I'll put on something red and light a candle. See you soon!"
- There is a whole subgenre of cover art that involves Girls Spilling Over The Edges Of Beds. Here's one. I know I've seen Many, many more.
- This position offers Optimal Breast Viewing but does pretty terrible things to every other part of the body. Her hair looks like a wasp's nest.
Best things about this back cover:
- "Ooh, it's half past murder. Time to look in my pants again!"
- "Sheeted."
- "Webb Grayburn" is not a name that inspires confidence. Sounds like a guy who owns an above-ground pool dealership.
- OK, it's mostly text, but I still love the asymmetrical, crayon-like design with the whimsical, face-free clock hands.
- The book comes pre-distressed, so the actual wear and tear around the edges of the book fits right in with the book's original aesthetic.
Page 123~
It became so quiet in the room that the distant clatter of a teletype became loud.
It's not the most elegant sentence, by a longshot, but I do like the aural experience it provides.
~RP
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4 comments:
Someone referred to as "the ancient enemy" sounds rather intriguing.
So, if the clock is right, then half-passed murder is 2:05, making murder 1:35 - the same time Jimmy Fallon goes off the air.
Coincidence?
Who knew "the Punisher" wrote crime novel between killing gangsters.
I made that exact same joke when I wrote about this book back in 2011. Great minds...
When is the Punisher not the Punisher?
Actually that post is worth a look for an alternate British take on the cover.
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