Title: Search for a Dead Nympho
Author: Paul W. Fairman
Cover artist: Photographer with a snazzy pink filter
Yours for: $11
Best things about this cover:
- Because live nymphos are too much trouble.
- Is he protecting her or holding her hostage? In my admittedly limited experience, women don't like to have guns held so close to their faces.
- It's like he's trying to get a little mustard off her face with his gun, but refuses to do it the "easy" way by looking right at her and instead chooses to use a mirror to guide his hand. At least, that is how I imagine a guy named "Vince Garth" would roll.
- Vince Garth! Who names these guys? You know what Vince Garth needs? A last name.
Best things about this back cover:
- Teardrop! HA ha.
- "Lorry!?" "We named her after the place she was conceived. Pardon me while I take the lift to my flat. Cheerio!"
- You'll be very sorry you ever met Lorry.
- "Cover posed by professional models" - photo covers that aren't stills from movies or TV shows make me sad.
Page 123~
"But why not the red-headed beatnik? He took Lorry to that call house. Stass may be a lot of things, but he's not a pimp."
You know, he's right. Why NOT the red-headed beatnik?
~RP
3 comments:
Despite the title, that woman looks remarkably lifelike.
And would one typically hire a lawyer for this sort of thing? Heck, why not a notary public while you're at it?
Search For a Dead Nympho or A Necrophiliac's Wet Dream
King Benson needs a *first* name.
Hmm, why is Vince such a sucky lawyer, I wonder? Well, if all else fails, try private detection.
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