Title: The Chocolate Cobweb / Who's Been Sitting in My Chair?
Author: Charlotte Armstrong / Charlotte Armstrong
Cover artist: Uncredited / Uncredited
Estimated value: $15
Condition: 7/10 (because of warp—else 9/10; square, shiny, unread)
- "Come away from the cobweb, dearie. I'm saving that one for company."
- "It's chocolate!" "It's pica, dearie."
- This isn't the first time Charlotte (Armstrong) has been associated with Webs...
- Mystery writers are frequently praised for their "skill" (here, twice) as if they were performing a parlor trick as opposed to, you know, writing well. I just read a conventional mystery (by Helen Nielsen—Sing Me a Murder) and it was painfully contrived, as most puzzle-mysteries are (though Nielsen is a fine writer, in general). Chandler's "Simple Art of Murder" has made it virtually impossible for me to take the whodunnit seriously, or even enjoy it. Too much improbable nonsense and implausible, unprofessional, downright stupid gimmickry, all to make a complicated plot work out just so. Pass.
- I love her so much.
- She knows how to get comfortable. Kicked off the heels and curled up on the chair, just relaxing. Arm across the body says "Please &*%# off, I'm trying to enjoy my cigarette in peace, thanks."
- The Girl Who Dreamed of Some Square Guy Holding What is Clearly a Desk Mic
- "Authentic witches"?!—I don't know what you're on about, Anthony Boucher, but I'm intrigued.
Page 123~ (from The Chocolate Cobweb)
The little paw touched his tired head in a brief caress.
In a not-too-distant future, when dogs and humans have switched positions ... The Chocolate Cobweb!
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