Title: This Is Elaine
Author: Jason Hytes
Cover artist: Paul Rader
Yours for: $25
Best things about this cover:
- Whoa. I was never a big "Seinfeld" fan, but maybe I need to reconsider …
- I love how happy is to be warming her bare bottom with the flame of a single candle. It's the simple pleasures…
- I am laughing so hard imagining the sad person sitting on the broken Merry-Go-Round of Sex.
- Hmm. Define "Bestseller."
- "Sex Before Six," the best-selling follow-up to "Fucking Before Five Fifteen."
Best things about this back cover:
- I'd like to speak to the mayor.
- "Jason Hytes has exposed their wanton merry-go-round of sex…" Wait, is this non-fiction? Did he go undercover, as it were?
- At this point, if there is not an Actual Merry-Go-Round Of Sex in this book, I will be very, very disappointed, Jason Hytes.
Clay Brackett moved out of a group of men to block her path, his darkly handsome face flushed and lusting."Flushed and Lusting: The Clay Brackett's Face Story"
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