Sunday, September 14, 2014

Paperback 814: Assignment: Moon Girl / Edward S. Aarons (Gold Medal d1849)

Paperback 814: Gold Medal d1849 (PBO, 1967)

Title: Assignment: Moon Girl
Author: Edward S. Aarons
Cover artist: Uncredited

Yours for: $24


Best things about this cover:
  • Assignment: Tiger Butt.
  • Fear has done terrible things to her Hand.
  • The brave, lonely harem girl protected Algaeville's last monument with the only proven defense against tiger attacks: sexiness.
  • Those letters look like an art project I once worked on in third grade.
  • This book is in nearly flawless condition. You can almost smell the moon algae tiger monument harem pants.


Best things about this back cover:
  • The lady and the tiger? Aw, you mean the front cover was a metaphor all along?! Boooo!
  • "Get on down to The Lady and the Tiger—half price on Har-Buri-Tos through Tuesday!"
  • Sam Durell sees that you're tailing him and doesn't like it.

Page 123~

Nobody was in the clear, these days.


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DemetriosX said...

You know, the moon girl could be pretty hot, but not only his her fear hand oddly distorted, but her left arm doesn't seem to have an elbow and worst of all he head has been slightly shrunken.

Also, Sam Durell is clearly being played by Darren McGavin.

Anonymous said...

Calvina & Hobbes - An Erotic Tale.