Title: Assignment: Moon Girl
Author: Edward S. Aarons
Cover artist: Uncredited
Yours for: $24
Best things about this cover:
- Assignment: Tiger Butt.
- Fear has done terrible things to her Hand.
- The brave, lonely harem girl protected Algaeville's last monument with the only proven defense against tiger attacks: sexiness.
- Those letters look like an art project I once worked on in third grade.
- This book is in nearly flawless condition. You can almost smell the moon algae tiger monument harem pants.
Best things about this back cover:
- The lady and the tiger? Aw, you mean the front cover was a metaphor all along?! Boooo!
- "Get on down to The Lady and the Tiger—half price on Har-Buri-Tos through Tuesday!"
- Sam Durell sees that you're tailing him and doesn't like it.
Nobody was in the clear, these days.
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