Title: Rainbow in My Bed
Author: Rex Rainey
Cover artist: photo cover
Condition: 6.5/10
Estimated value: $25-30
[New addition to The Doug Peterson Collection]
- Since "rainbow" didn't have the queer implications then that it does now ... I have no idea what this means. Maybe that's her name?
- Design is unique, but terrible. Terribly unique. It conveys nothing. The shattered fragmentation of it all runs counter to the bland tourism-poster pictures and the childish R A I N B O W
- There is a ski in that middle-bottom triangle. Which is weird, as I can see the sunny seaside in the other picture, and also she does not appear to be dressed for skiing.
- "Nobody came to ski" — ah, yes, well, that explains the cover
- "Nobody came to ski" is one of the greatest, if not The greatest, sleaze taglines of all time. I intend to use it, suggestively, every chance I get.
- The skier looks like an anthropomorphic boar. Descending from the sky. On bolts of lightning.
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This time it gave and came all the way out with a loud plonk.
~RP
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4 comments:
'Plonk'?
Is it time to replace the infamous "Looks like you’ve been behind the barn" with "Nobody came to ski"?
THAT suggestion is duly noted.
rp
"Nobody came to ski" — ah, yes, well, that explains the cover
"Nobody came to ski" is one of the greatest, if not The greatest, sleaze taglines of all time. I intend to use it, suggestively, every chance I get.
goldenslot
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