Title: Framed in Blood
Author: Brett Halliday
Cover artist: Robert Stanley
Estimated value: $10
- "Mmm hmm, I'd like to frame *that* in blood … wait, that came out creepy."
- Sideboob. Someone call HuffPo.
- "Was it an accident she left the door open? … I mean, it's like she *wants* me to furtively masturbate in her living room or something."
- And when the fairy princess finished her Tai Chi, Mike knew he'd wasted his time.
- Mmmmapback!
- Mmmmmiami!
- Mmmmike Shayne!
- Mmmmmasturbation! (see cover)
- Oooh, Ned Brooks' apartment. That *is* interesting.
Page 123~
Shayne's sore face muscles rebelled at an attempt at a wry grimace.
In fact, most of Mike's muscles rebelled at the shit Mike tried to do. You see, Mike was an idiot, and...
~RP
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Tommyguns deliver bullets. Does blackmail deliver black jacks?
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