Title: Hired Nympho
Author: Big Bob Tralins (best, author, name, ever)
Cover artist: photo cover + beta version of PhotoShop?
Yours for: Not for Sale [part of the Doug Peterson Collection]
Best things about this cover:
- Can't get past the hair. Just can't. Hideous.
- I do like the fact that I have, multiple times, misread Big Bob Tralins' other titles, e.g. "Seduction Salmon," "Passion Position," etc
- Big. Bob. Tralins. That was someone's name.
- Arrow, haha. "Read this next," says the redundant arrow.
Best things about this back cover:
- Simple and to the point. Elegant. Being honest when I say this is one of my very favorite back covers. Of all time.
Page 123~
I grinned. They were both compacts, the low-slung, economy size, one blonde, the other redhead. Miniature five-footers, but stacked!
I can really picture these women. Sadly, what I'm picturing looks like a cross between a car and a sub sandwich.
~RP
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2 comments:
Rex, do any of the other authors in your collection have a descriptive adjective in their names?
That is a super ugly cover. It took me forever to realize I was looking at underboob and midriff.
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