Title: Campus Call Girl
Author: Scott O'Neill
Cover artist: Uncredited
Yours for: $25
- Get her some non-molded-plastic hair and I'd be In Love.
- That is one of the best come-hither/fuck-you glances I've seen on a paperback cover.
- Striped towel and striped bikini = Campus. Fierce heels and cigarette = Call Girl
- I'm weirdly distracted by "into" sitting there all alone in its own line. Maybe it can call up "The" and they can get together.
Best things about this back cover:
- "... but all the boys call me 'Double D' [WINK]"
- "In case you were wondering what I'd look like in mirror symmetry—voila!"
- Because nothing says "call girl" like faux-wood paneling.
Page 123~
Aniel shrugged. "Depends on how long 'long' is."
Truer words ...
~RP
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4 comments:
Sweet and innocent?
HA!
"Candied eyes". Yum.
Is that meant to be a matching towel or is it one of those mini-robes meant for wearing over a bikini? The latter was my first impression.
That's what I call a student body.
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