Title: The Baited Blonde
Author: Robinson MacLean
Cover artist: Robert Stanley
Estimated value: $10-15
- Mike had his own special way of taking a woman's pulse.
- Mike was never very good at dancing.
- Mike always had trouble getting the store mannequins into naturalistic poses.
- You do *not* want to fuck with Mike's hookah. You just don't.
- Middle East Mapback! With the Suez Canal inset! Hot.
- "How 'bout instead of Iran … a sad strip club?" "Go for it!"
- Screw you, Cyprus! No pink tint for you!
And after you open a can of salmon you got to do something.
Best motivational poster caption ever. If you don't use this line today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life, something is wrong with you.
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