Title: Hospital Hill
Author: Adeline McElfresh
Cover artist: Bob Abbett
Yours for: $8
Best things about this cover:
- Smoking doctor. Smoking car. Smoking lady friend. Like flying, being a doctor used to be so fucking glamorous.
- I hate when reality shatters my dreams.
- If there were a Hall of Fame for author names, I'd immediately induct Adeline McElfresh.
Best things about this back cover:
- I like how the ellipsis makes it look like Doctor Chris Chiselface is thinking the whole thing.
- I think the cover nicely captures his noble ideals (/sarcasm).
Old Mrs. Pearce was in the kitchen, nursing a steaming bowl filled with a greenish, pungent-smelling liquid. She greeted him with a sly smile.Chris then shot her in the head for being a witch.
"I reckon I'm catched," she wheezed.
Chris grinned. "I guess you are, Grandma."
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