Title: The Girl from Midnight
Author: Wade Miller
Cover artist: Robert Abbett
Estimated value: $20
- Houston, we have Hair Failure.
- She has my hairline.
- Not sure how you manage to make naked lady with giant cat look like an alien extra on "Star Trek: TNG," but here we are.
- Where the hell is Midnight?
- Kitty thinks you're hilarious.
- Seriously, just scooch her wig forward like an inch and you're in business.
- Rand Hammond is like something out of a Square-Jawed Sap Name Generator.
- I like the idea of Rand Hammond working quietly in his veterinarian's office when suddenly a naked bipedal cat just drops from the ceiling.
"His name's Wingy Heller, alias the entire phone book. Anybody remember him?"
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