Title: The Golden Blade
Author: John Clou
Cover artist: Robert Maguire
Yours for: $12
Ron Weasley fantasizes about gutting that lousy scar-faced pretty boy.
Easily the best painting you'll ever see of a shirtless caped redhead admiring his primary phallic symbol. (Secondary phallic symbol safely sheathed on right hip)
I am not a fan of these big dumb historical romance montages, but if you gotta do it, yeah, go with Robert Maguire. Grace and beauty of his painting will soften the overwhelming cheese of the subject matter.
Everything about that woman is improbable. Actually, I would change that to "probable" if you just moved her indoors. There's no way she's that artfully, nakedly posed out there in the dirt of the battlefield.
Best things about this back cover:
- Everybody dance now.
- "Enough with the hip-shaking. Fill my goblet and then polish my sex boots, woman!"
- I like the blue-skirted lady, or, as I call her, The Mead Whisperer.
The day after Cholan's party arrived at the cave. Juji went hunting. He was pleased that Gesikie offered to accompany him, for he wanted an audience to acclaim his skill with the bow.
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