Title: The Shame of Mary Quinn
Author: Clifton Cuthbert
Cover artist: [Hunter Barken]
Yours for: $11
Best things about this cover:
- The powerful story of a boy who would not give up his beloved chair no matter how many half-naked magic tricks his sister did.
- The shame of Mary Quinn was her gigantic pasties—all the other strippers laughed at her, and even her most loyal patrons turned away in disgust.
- "Climax is tremendous!"—this is why Unnatural Love is so hard to give up ...
Best things about this back cover:
- Wow. That's frank.
- "This book is about some dirty shit, but it's written in complete sentences and doesn't have curse words, so you don't have to feel so guilty."
They went to the bed and she looked past him to the wall, his embrace impersonalized for her. His painful grasp recalled her, she noticed his loving was rough and ill-tempered, and suddenly she took joy in it.
God, even rough sex can't withstand the withering assault of clunky, amateurish writing.
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