Title: The Wild Horse
Author: Les Savage, Jr.
Cover artist: Uncredited
Yours for: $10
Best things about this cover:
- The horse or the girl! Every man must choose.
- When you find your horse "desirable," well, it reacts like this.
- Few writers were more savage than … Les Savage!"
- Musculature lovingly drawn by someone who appears to have spent a Lot of time underneath a horse.
Best things about this back cover:
- "If you like girls and horses and especially girl horses, prepare your blood for stirring!"
- Oh, the horse is a him. The plot thickens.
- Look, there's "horse lover" and then there's whatever bizarre romance novel shenanigans is going on here. If your horse is kindling in your breast a wild dream of possession for more than four hours, see a doctor.
- He's written best-sellers before, so … who's to say he won't some time again in the future. Les Savage!
Page 123~
"Why not put it in words, Rockwall? It's been in both our minds for a long time now. You can't deny it, can you?"
I really, really want the horse's name to be 'Rockwall.'
~RP
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5 comments:
The position that horse is in is impossible. Horses can't jump like that. Great musculature, no understanding of the subject.
He's written best-sellers before. This is not one of them.
I *really* need to remember to not take a sip of water whilst reading this damn blog.
My keybooaaaaaaard.
You'd think that if you wrote a tale of action and conflict to stir the blood, an adventure epic of man against stallion... stopping a man's breathing... kindling in breast... etc., etc., that you would come up with a title that was a little more punchy than "The Wild Horse."
Between the intense horse love and the "who has written bestsellers before", this book made me laugh very much.
That's not a blue roan.
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