Title: Honey West: Dig a Dead Doll
Author: G.G. Fickling
Cover artist: photo cover
Yours for: $11
Best things about this cover:
- Alliteration? Check. Hot girl with gun? Check. Ocelot? Check.
- Fencing in the foyer!
- The Honey West novels were first published before the TV series, then reissued as TV tie-ins like this one. The series was short lived. More here.
- This cover makes me sad, as I am sure that cat is drugged
Best things about this back cover:
- Grrrr. Seriously, grrr, taking this fucking leash off, lady.
- "Look, I give. You are very, very hot. I can't deny it. Now just put down the gun and dear god let the cat go already ..."
Page 123~
He shoved an elbow in my ribs. "Sí. There is no place better to hide a body, no?" His eyes slid down to my hips. "Speaking of bodies, it is a shame to hide yours."
"Thanks," I said, patting his swarthy cheek. "You're not so bad after all."
Non-threatening lecherous Mexicans who love word play = comedy gold.
~RP
I like the phrase "TV's private eyeful". But how could they possibly have dressed Anne Francis in a slinky black bodysuit and made her look little more than moderately attractive? I mean, I'm way too young to have had a major Anne Francis thing, but anyone who's seen Forbidden Planet knows she was much hotter. Given the apparent lack of ocelots in the books, I wonder if there is any fencing in this story. And G.G. Fickling sounds vaguely dirty.
ReplyDeleteHere's what IMDb has to say about the series:
ReplyDelete"After the death of her father, sexy Honey West took over his high-tech private detective firm, assisted by rugged Sam Bolt and her pet ocelot Bruce."
You can't beat a TV series with an ocelot named Bruce.
I remember the television show (Honey was so very cool in her black cat suit), but I don't recall the ocelot. I've probably blocked that particular cruelty from my mind.
ReplyDeleteI remember hearing that Reese Witherspoon was supposed to be starring in a HONEY WEST feature film. It sounded like it was going to be more in the AUSTIN POWERS mold than the JAMES BOND - kinda glad it hasn't happened yet. Only it frightens me that one day they'll get around to making it with someone like Miley Cyrus in the lead.
ReplyDeleteI have a...um..."friend"...who says that some of the Honey West TV episodes might actually be available on the intarwebs...not that I would know anything about that...
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying that I don't like G.G. Fickling; it's just that I've never G.G. Fickled.
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