Title: A Race of Rebels
Author: Andrew Tully
Cover artist: Mitchell Hooks
Yours For: $8 (SOLD - 4/18/08)
Best things about this cover:
- She has the most orgasmic mouth in (non-porn) paperback history; that, or she is singing.
- Some blurbs are prescient - others ... not so much. "Good as Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms" must surely have been the last think Robert Ruark ever said as a literary critic, or generally credible human being.
- "A Race of Rebels" - Which race? "You know ... brown folks ... live where it's hot ... always getting riled up and killing people ... that race!"
- I like how the rebels are basically ornamentation for our giant, white-hot white couple.
Orgasm Mouth: "Honey, we're surrounded by a race of rebels. I'm scared."I'm telling you, Nothing on the front or back cover tells you much of anything about where these so-called "rebels" are rebelling. Palm trees suggest the tropics. Maybe Central America. It's like the publishers don't want you to know? I mean ... check out the ambiguity on the back cover copy. It's like Location: Exotic!
Burt Lancaster: "It's OK, we're like giant white gods to them - shut up and kiss me!"
- Again, I have to ask: Where Are We?* It's like the publishers know Americans hate politics and can't find countries on maps anyway. Apparently, all the reader wants to know is: will it be "frank"? (where "frank" = "loin-stirring")
- "Frank, blunt, toughly tender" = that's what she said
*Answer: Cuba
Now I'm thinking about famous Franks. Seinfeld's Frank Costanza—kinky! Rocky Horror Picture Show's Frank N. Furter—well, sure. Frank Sinatra—I'll pass.
ReplyDeleteI just asked my husband to name some famous Franks. "Charlemagne!" he said.
I think I like Mr. Orange.
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