Title: Half-way to Hell
Author: Serg Ross
Cover artist: photo cover
Estimated value: $20-25
- Feels closer than that.
- It's like he emerged from the sea just to have his soul sucked out of his face.
- The vibe here is so "Exploitation" that it makes me a little uncomfortable. The horrid decor. The cheesy plaid dude. The alcohol. Nothing good is happening here.
- It's a fold-out cover, but not a continuation of the cover picture (thank god). Not gonna show it, as it is a photo of a random naked woman and you can see her nipple and while I know none of you care and I don't care, I've had my website(s) blocked for harmless stuff like that before. Also, the photo continues the ick vibe of this cover, and I think we've had enough. . . . wait, I can just block out the "offending" nipple ... hang on ...
Gratuitous nude photo! Enjoy. Or don't.
And now the back cover:
- I am not "highly stimulated" by any of this, especially with that damn monster-kiss hovering over everything.
"That's the bartendah, I take it?" Tom asked, pointing obviously at Adam. "Those niggahs are always late."
Ugh. This book is the worst. Booo!
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