Title: Liza of Lambeth
Author: W. Somerset Maugham
Cover artist: Uncredited
Yours for: $7
- Liza of Lamboobs!
- Vincent Van Gogh positions himself for optimal boob viewing. "Sunflowers, Shmunflowers. I'm painting these!"
- Vincent Van Gogh, Incompetent Vampire!
- I remember these swirly popsicle thingies that mom used to buy. I associate them with that one time I was so sick (1981) that I couldn't keep much down. Anyway, popsicle color + memory of barfing = where the background of this painting takes my brain.
- We've seen all this before.
"I never 'ad any money from anyone."This whole scene is like a Cockney Jerry Springer episode.
"Don't talk ter me; I know yer did. Yer dirty bitch. You oughter be ashimed of yerself tikin' a married man from 'is family, an' 'im old enough ter be yer father."
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