Title: College Confidential
Author: Irving Shulman
Cover artist: [movie still]
Yours for: $15
Best things about this cover:
- If this is what prayer meetings are really like, sign me the hell up.
- "This big, I swear!" "Ha ha ha ha, good one, Mamie"
- If there's anyone I'd trust to bring me the hot details of a college sex scandal, it's some guy named "Irving."
Best things about this back cover:
- And by "STUDY," we mean "MASTURBATE TO"
- One requirement of 1950s headshots was that the actor be leaning heavily to one side, looking either bored (exhibit A) or hopped up (exhibit B).
- Steve Allen has this look like "I know, I can't believe I'm in this film either."
"The way we got it," Bob scowled, because he had not expected this frank admission, "you had a lot of students up here for a drunken brawl and—" he hooked both thumbs into his heavy gun belt—"dirty movies."At this point, the sexy porn music starts playing and the gun belt comes *off!" P.S. "Frank!"
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