Author: Leslie Ford
Cover artist: uncredited
Yours for: $3
- Least sexy threesome of all time
- "Me and my pet hourglass and this photo of my mom gotta stay under this net on account of the tse-tses..."
- "Good telling!" — "I say, old chap, good telling, pip pip etc."
- Pardon my French, but Jennifer Reid sounds like a fucking idiot who deserves whatever she gets.
"She's better this morning, thanks, Boston. How are you?"
"Po'ly, miss, thank you. You lookin' mighty peaked yo'self, Miss Jenny."
Yeah, I don't want to read this.
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