Author: Mary Roberts Rinehart
Cover artist: [somebody] Silten
Yours for: $10
- "Yo, you got the new Mary Roberts Rinehart album yet?! That shit is dope!"
- So it's ... about a big book. Exciting! Way to hook me with the cover art. How did you know about my leather-bound tome fetish!?
- Bespectacled kanga is kute.
Bonus: Opening pages of this book are ... in the style of an actual photo album:
And there are two maps inside:
Jim seemed calm enough as a witness and he made — at least at first — a good impression.
Then he started sweating bullets and rocking back and forth and shouting for more mustard on his hot dog. That's when the bailiff got involved.
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